February 2009
January 2009
ROLcats (Russian LOLcats) →
these former-soviet kittens are captioned in english. and they go a little somethin’ like this: “We sleep with vigor, content with the knowledge that Lenin’s body shall never decay…” and “Mother, if my constitution is unfit for gymnast, the grist mill shall become my pommel horse and daily labor my reward!”
(please see above two photos)
JASMINE: (with an east-indian accent) "hello. i like the gold bangle. i want to speak to IMAN."
OPERATOR: "i'm sorry?"
JASMINE: "i like gold bangle."
OPERATOR: "you want the gold bangle?"
JASMINE: "i want to speak-a to IMAN."
OPERATOR: "so do you want to speak to iman or buy the gold bangle?"
JASMINE: "... can't i do booooth?"
OPERATOR: "please hold one moment..."
(we all look at each other expectantly)
JASMINE: "she hung up!"
MGMT - “boogie down” (from their time...
“R con R cigarro,
R con R barril,
i Rápido corren los carros cargados de azúcar...”
– a Spanish “trabalenguas”
copycats:
“Batman Taxman” by Lenlow
“Batman”...
the blow - “parentheses” (from paper...
Watchoh, the onion, why you gotta be so hilarious with your consistently spot-on huuuumor?
SOPHOMORE • SPRING09 • →
chrissie miller opted for a softer, perhaps floral-inspired color palatte for her spring line of basics. very charming (especially if you’ve got the body to wear it), but i prefer the tougher, more street-smart look from fall. (‘course, i’m also partial to donald cumming + jen brill.)
pixies - “gigantic” (from...
MOONWALK
by François Curlet
the unicorns - “sea ghost” (from...
“I think buying underwear is the most personal thing you can do, and if you could...”
– Andy Warhol, in ANDY WARHOL: 365 TAKES
the sads - “pas deux”
it appears that...
The Look: Adventures in Rock and Pop Fashion →
Waaah, how I lust for this book!
(…ithinkmybirthdayiznextweekKthank$.)
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“Its black wing
(Now a dim speck, now vanishing in light)
Had crossed the...”
– Samuel Taylor Coleridge, “This Lime-Tree Bower My Prison” (1797)
Hockey - “Song Away” (from their...
